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Showing posts with label NO FARTING BY SOLDIERS IN AFGHANISTAN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NO FARTING BY SOLDIERS IN AFGHANISTAN. Show all posts

Thursday, 25 August 2011

FARTING BANNED FOR US SOLDIERS IN AFGHANISTAN


US MARINES: NO MORE FARTING IN AFGHANISTAN


US Marines have been told to stop farting audibly because this offends the people of Afghanistan.


I guess they are all going to need valves to seal their pipes or when next they feel "it" coming, they should wait until they are in privacy. 


I think this is pushing it too far as these soldiers are also restricted from other things such as discussing politics, religion etc.


I think the officials are scared the afghans might mistake a fart for a bomb. Lets be honest they do sound alike!